“All You Need is an iPhone and a Can-Do Spirit”: Leonardo DiCaprio Offers Words of Encouragement to Student Pornographers

“My favorite is stepdaughter,” were the words of encouragement Titanic actor Leonardo Dicaprio gave to a panel of aspiring porn producers at OnlyFans HQ last saturday.

The event was held for members of NYU Gallatin’s ‘build your own major’ program who chose their primary focus as pornography—which, with the 2026 porn boom, accounts for 10% of their graduating class. Students were able to network with some of the top names in porn, including Cinnamon Fox, Brick Johnson, and Courtney Boobs. Headlining the event was of course Dicaprio, who is not a porn star but has a widely known penchant for the young female body.

Upon entering the panel, Dicaprio greeted almost all of the female students by first name, save for the seniors. During his speech, he discussed backshots, sex positions, and creative authority in the age of AI. “It was illuminating,” said freshman Sarah F., whose thesis was a screenplay entitled Straight Guy Sucks Dick on a Bus.

“Dicaprio gives me hope for the future of porn," said Sam P, who studies the intersection between Italian porn actors and Putting Penis in a Pizza Box.

Dicaprio was reportedly paid no money for the event, but was happy to volunteer.

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